I was staring at girls at my friends funeral
And then I accidentally honked my horn at the entire procession
Somebody asked me "hey, why'd you do that, man?"
I said "I don't know" and blamed it on the economic recession
They said "Don't you know that doesn't make any sense?"
I said, "yeah, I know." And blamed it on my depression
And this will go down as the worst day of my life
Except all the other worse days I've had that I survived
I can't iron a shirt, but I can tie a tie.
I'm half an adult, and I know that we all die
I really like your coat
And I really like your hair
But I really kind of hate the way you are not self aware
So let me know if you ever change your mind
Because I've had worse days than this that I managed to survive